The Funny But Bad Joke
The Funny But Bad Joke
Haha....good one.
Here's a good musician joke, it's aimed at keyboard players:
Q, What does it mean when the keyboard player drools from both sides of their mouth?
A, The stage is level.
Last edited by DrNomis_44; 24-07-2015 at 04:39 AM.
I've heard that one aimed at drummers and bass players too.Originally Posted by DrNomis_44
'As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll.'
Definition of "perfect pitch": tossing an accordion into a dumpster from 30ft without touching the sides.
"Music is in the air; it's my job to pull it out."- Jaco Pastorius
LOL^
What do you call 10,000 oboes at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
'As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll.'
DB you going to ad Banjos to the list above
KB and Dr Nomis heard those ones not bad jokes at all.
I can't think of any good muso jokes right now but will come up with some later aimed at everyone except guitarists haha
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Got a long one for you:
A drummer hears about a native African tribe where they have drums going on constantly. Intrigued, he visits them with a guide, who explains that the drums are played to ward off an unspoken evil. Whenever he asks the guide about it, the guide replies "The drums must never stop!"
The drummer, over the course of his visit, is slowly driven crazy by the incessant drumming and begs the guide to get them to stop for an hour. "No! The drums must never stop!" After three days of being kept awake by the drums the drummer collapses in a heap, exhausted.
When he awakes, there is silence.
Then he hears the faint sound of panic from the villagers, growing ever louder. Terrified, the drummer grabs the guide- "The drums have stopped! You said the drums must never stop! What happens now the drums have stopped??"
And the guide replies.....
...."BASS SOLO!!"
"Music is in the air; it's my job to pull it out."- Jaco Pastorius
Oh man. Classic!
'As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll.'
trust a bass player to tell that joke and another bassist to enjoy it ! haha DB you better read BG's joke !
fair enough would be easy to edit the last line
@ Pablo how come you have avatar in the threads but in the activity stream you don't ?
Last edited by wokkaboy; 24-07-2015 at 11:24 AM.
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Telemonster double scale tele - finish tobacco burst on body and sand neck
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scratch oak.rose gum Jazzmaster - assembled needs setup
MK-2 Mosrite - assembled - play in
Ash tele with Baritone neck - neck pup wiring tweaks and play in
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