Naughty Room Life Membership Applications

[Gavin1393]

Decision made to offer Life memberships to Naughty Room where beer flows constantly (Thanks Wokka) and AJ is making Pizza to order (easy on the anchovies).

Application requirements are simple:
Must suffer GAS or BAS.
Must have deviated at sometime from using Dingotone.
Must have somehow taken a left when you should have turned right and ended up in a big green store (being caught on TV camera's is an automatic elevation in status.)

You may nominate yourself or a fellow forum member.
State the crime, reason for nomination.

Life membership ensures that should you later follow the straight and narrow, that you will always be welcomed back to the dark side of the naughty room!

[pablopepper]

“Ah you think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!”

[Nickosaurus]

'Ah you think the tru-oil is your friend? You merely adopted the oil. I have used it, I have finished with it. I didn't see the Dingotone until I was already in the naughty room, by then it was nothing to me but organic!'

[Gavin1393]

To start the ball rolling I nominate our Esteemed leader of PitBull, Adam for his early attempts at painting a guitar with aerosols and for using inappropriate glue products on his set necks, going into Green Stores to acquire long 3-4mm drills to ground his bridge but most importantly for lusting after Telecasters painted with non-Dingotone substances made by other members.

I also nominate our Luthier-in-Residence, DingoBass himself. Primarily because if I didn't the 'little creatures' supply line would be diverted away from the Naughty Room, and secondly because of the marital problems caused to many of the forum members who attempted to get their wives / girlfriends to finish their sanding duties and whose wives and girlfriends it was who sent them to the naughty room in the first place. Some have never left and there is a conspiracy theory that some who have never left the Naughty Room would like to thank him as soon as he arrives back!

[stan]

Let's see:

Me- 3 Kits, in various states of completion, one yet to commence, all have acrylic paint finishes, one has nitro top coats.

Harmony guitar resto - all acrylic, except for Feast Watson stain....

I do have a Fender Tele and a Squier Strat - no Dingo tone on those either

I dont have GAS as much as others due to funding limitations and a desire to remain married.

I do have a granita machine that would go well in the naughty room - just add alcohol

[wokkaboy]

well I've been a life member since day 1 of the naughty room and its a fun place to be. Build guitars, drink beer and eat pizza. DB even hooked us up with a really slow wifi connection so we can post our build diaries !
I've re-used 3 of Ad's necks from his builds and I've never seen 12 tuner holes drilled for a 6 string haha

[kells80aus]

So Gav, me using Acrylic automatically entitles me to LMotNR...

Is there a secret handshake akin to the emptying the HVLP pot into the big tin of clear shinny liquid, while slowly repeating the words N i t r o, N i t r o, N i t r o....

he he he. LOL

PK

[dingobass]

It seems that what was meant to be a place of rehabilitation has become a sanctuary...

So be it

However, there is now a new and far more scarey form of punishment for those who stray from the path of purity.....
Those who now step into the darkness will recieve a Miss Fiona says email... ( my wonderfull other half)

Adam, Woks and a few others will attest to the sheer terror of opening such emails...

[ponch]

Yeah I suppose I'm in. Acrylics, 2k, fw products, poly varnish, tru oil, sanding sealers, propane torches and no idea what I'm doing. I did use dingo wax once though!

[wokkaboy]

haha yeah I've seen some Miss Fiona emails and they are scary. One of them was a WTF you using Feast Watson when DT was available and I was off DB's xmas card list. I was devastated and ended up being a prank email ! haha
I'm happy to keep being rehabilitated in the NR as long as pizza and beer keeps flowing and the wifi download rate increases from 2kb/s!