Found a Uke kit on Gumtree - guy wanted $15 for it. Figured I can't go wrong for $15.
Turns out it's a Grizzly H3125 Ukulele kit - not flash - made up of laminates, etc and retails for ~$30 US.
Dry build of it with most of the bits on board goes like this:
Calling this project "Eliot".