Whuff am I bad at this getting things done in a timely manner stuff.
Ok, so I opted for some Self-levelling epoxy for the top. Its not back to a mirror gloss, just at a nice matte. As usual, mediocre indoor night-lighting doesn't show off the colour or the finish super well. I went Tru-Oil on the back and sides because its easy, and I hit a point of "I just need to get this done"
All the electrics fit on now, and it's wiring time next