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    "Maestro"? He's laughable.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pablopepper View Post
    Welcome to the bizarre world of 'Maestro' Alex Gregory. The man who claims to have invented the 7 string guitar (we'll just ignore the fact that 7 string guitars have been around since the baroque period and even solid body electric versions predate his 'invention' by a few years). Master of solving problems no one but him has ever experienced.


    Skip to 6:30 to see this abomination in action.
    Another one of the worlds "geniuses" that is so smart that the world is not ready for what he is saying. Its sheer brilliance and a revolution in music. Just ask him.

    What was that thing he kept saying about noise?
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    Should probably start calling myself 'Maestro', after all I did invent the 5 string bass...
    Worlds okayest guitar player.

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    Delusional, at best... or just a complete tosser; not sure which!
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    Agreed Dedman, take for example this Agape 42 fret symmetrical guitar, not only ugly but also pointless (unless you want to play songs that only dogs can hear).
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    Quote Originally Posted by corsair View Post
    Delusional, at best... or just a complete tosser; not sure which!
    A little from column A, and a little from column B.
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    Not really ugly, just disappointing. How this made it through QC, let alone right up to being used for promotion, baffles me. That bigsby is wonky af. Poor show, Gibson.
    'As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by pablopepper View Post


    Not really ugly, just disappointing. How this made it through QC, let alone right up to being used for promotion, baffles me. That bigsby is wonky af. Poor show, Gibson.
    WOW. O_o that's so out is actually Offensive. You'd be pissy if they shipped this to you after taking your hard earned for it.
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    BTW, that pic was straight from the Gibson Facebook page. It has since been taken down.
    'As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll.'

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