How do you make a Guitarists car go faster?
Take the Pizza delivery sign off the roof........
Whats the difference between a Drummer and a Drum Machine?
With a Drum Machine you only need to punch the info in once.....
I could go on but I choose not to ;)
@ Woks
Thanks mate, sometimes I just need a good kick in the pants to get me going again.
@Brendan
Hey Brendan, between Church and PitBull I feel pretty blessed to be with friends.
@Barge
Thanks Nige, thanks for the encouragement mate. There are just so many Tutes on YT that it starts getting a bit overwhelming.
Being and old dude my ears are pretty stuffed, but they are working just good enough to know that nobody deserves to here my stuff just yet. It started off just being a backing track but I got a bit carried away lol. Its just getting the whole mix to sit together properly is the hard part. You fix up one bit and then 4 others parts need to be changed. But its getting closer.
Cheers guys, many thanks
Why do drummers leave drum sticks on the dashboard of their cars?
So they can get the handicapped car parks. ....(apologies in advance if this offends)
I have another one which is related to something that has happened today....
My girlfriend told me to stop playing Wonderwall, I said maybe...
How do you get an electric guitarist to turn his amp down?
Put some sheet music in front of him.