Okay, so 270-odd guitars later, the "Every Guitar Shape Ever" reference thread is up. To try and keep it clean, I'm starting this so there's a place to discuss the contents.
First off, my favourite by far is this "BC Rich" that somebody found on AliExpress:
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It looks like someone took a Jackson Warrior template, rotated it 45 degrees and then copy/pasted a Breadwinner over the top of it. Just absurd. And then stuck a BC Rich logo on it because "BC Riches be crazy".
Of the ones that might actually work as a guitar, the Quest Manhattan:
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And the Orpheus:
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Are my pick for form and function. They look killer, but I can also appreciate the practical design of them.