Come on guys time to fess up, there is a cast of thousands on this forum and everyone has a story to tell.
Please share them with us because it's good to know your mates and makes it easier to understand where we are all coming from when discussing our builds and what we want to achieve and why.
One of my old drummers has an amazing wall of custom shop Fenders, Gibsons, Grestch & PRS, all right handed guitars but he is left handed and can't play a note, each one of those guitars is hanging on the wall with an engraved plaque that tells the story behind the build and what inspired the purchase so being a non player is not a sin.