Man I've been super busy lately

[jugglindan]

What if the kangaroo was sideways on? Would that still count?

It's that ambiguity that greatly annoys me about these attempts to be cute with a serious subject.

Florida's regional variation...

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Adult gator? Juvenile? Monster-sized behemoth? At least the latter is on the safe side.

[DarkMark]

The lengths America goes to avoiding the metric system.

[Sidewinder]

We gotta be different. It's in our nature.

[fender3x]

It's that ambiguity that greatly annoys me about these attempts to be cute with a serious subject.

Best advice is to maintain 2m/6ft distance, unless the person is carrying an adult alligator or kangaroo, in which case just avoid them altogether.

[Simon Barden]

Is keep 1 alligator an instruction? Surely there's a H&S risk right there?

[fender3x]

Is keep 1 alligator an instruction? Surely there's a H&S risk right there?

Like most Floridians, I hadn't thought of that. But I think you're right. It can't be good for the alligators.

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[Simon Barden]

Plus once you get above two people, you always need at least the same number of alligators as the number of people present. If it's a relatively crowded public area, you'll quickly run out of alligators. Though the number of people may also decrease quite quickly, alleviating the issue.

[fender3x]

Plus once you get above two people, you always need at least the same number of alligators as the number of people present. If it's a relatively crowded public area, you'll quickly run out of alligators. Though the number of people may also decrease quite quickly, alleviating the issue.

You may be right. Florida is the 3rd most populous state for people, but first most populous for alligators. Smart Floridians might be better off measuring things in metric kangaroos, like the rest of the world.

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[JimC]

They have an excess of Burmese Pythons though don't they? If they slice the snakes into standard lengths that would kill two problems at once...

[fender3x]

They have an excess of Burmese Pythons though don't they? If they slice the snakes into standard lengths that would kill two problems at once...

Yes, all manner of exotic reptiles, as it turns out. You may be onto something. Are you sure you don't live here?

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