Guitar cases

[dingobass]

Q. How many guitarist does it take to get the keys out from the inside of a locked car?

A. Two.... but only if one is also in the car.

[dingobass]

There was a cannibal who was in the mood for some human brains, so he walks into his local deli to see what they had. he looks around in the case as sees the following:

Bassist brains: $10/lb
Keyboardist brains:$15/lb
Drummer brains: $20/lb
Guitarist brains: $1000/lb

The cannibal then asks, why the guitarist brains cost so much. The butcher replies, "Do you know how many guitar players we have to kill to get one pound of brains?"

[adam]

Why can't bass players get through a door? They either can't find the key, or they don't know when to come in!

[dingobass]

What do you say to a Guitarist at work?

I will have a Big Mac and a Coke.

[Gavin1393]

Thank goodness I'm only a luthier......

[dvous]

SO many drummers....so little time....

[stui]

These jokes should be aimed at drummers. You know, the guys who weren't good enough to play a real musical instrument so started bashing stuff with sticks out of frustration.

[Brendan]

Dumb question - flat packed kit form cases?

[dingobass]

OK then....

Why do Guitarists have a set of drumsticks on the dashboard of their car?

So they can park in Disabled parking spaces....

[wokkaboy]

Wokka, I checked and the rectangular case will take one of our ES-1G guitars, so, I'm assuming that's about the same size as the V. You've got one of each, so maybe you can confirm for us.

Hi Adam, I've only just seen this question. I tried to fit the flying V in my rectangular case for the photo shoot and it's too wide at the bottom to fit, no biggy don't order in a FV case just for one model.

If you like I'll measure the width of the bottom of the V tonight to make sure our cases aren't different dimensions.

Nice jokes fellas, I think its fair to pick on drummers as I haven't come across too many in the forum !