Lol...., how about this?,if I wanted to I could change my current name, Simon J Kormendy by deed poll to something like Mr Don Joey Minks, or Mr Mojo Endsinky, or even Mr Mojo Denyinks, without having to add new letters.
There's also Dry Kinsmen Mojo amongst the results I got, also got some funny ones too, amongst all the funny ones was "Nerdy Minks Mojo".