Gav, please sit down. We have to talk.

While we all great appreciate the beauty of the guitars that you seem to be birthing on an almost weekly basis, we believe that the incredible results and the speed with which you are achieving them is unsettling to the other residents here at Pitbull Gardens. Now I'm not saying I believe these rumours, but there have been some whispers that such results are not possible for mere mortals and that you must be taking some performance enhancing.... what's the word.... "substances".

Now I'm sure everything is quite legit, but maybe for the sake of appearances it would be good if you just tried to slow down the pace a little and maybe tried to make a few mistakes or something.

Look I'm really glad we've had this talk, and I'm sure we will have no more "problems" of this sort going forward.



Yes, as you can tell, I'm jealous. Great job as usual Gav. A truly beautiful guitar.