Hahaha, I've yet to get my head around the Esquire wiring. I did at one stage toy with the idea of the Ultimate Tele, which would have wiring for both standard Telecaster, and with a flick of a switch could also have Esquire wiring (Esqwiring?). It nearly broke my brain trying to work it out- I am, after all, only a humble bass player.
One day, maybe...