"I had to rescue this poor kangaroo as someone had stuffed all this wood in her pouch, dear. Well, not just one, they did it to a whole troop of kangaroos, dear, and if I ever get my hands on them.....".
"And then I had to call the local animal protection society and I felt so sorry for the animals I just gave them all the contents of my wallet..."
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