Here we go then:
From left to right (back then front):
Cheapo Gear4Music upright bass*
First kit guitar - tele style that I hacked about and built in an amplifier.
Line 6 Variax Acoustic 700.
PRS SE Semi-hollow.
Hofner Club 50 (original not modern).
Vicente Sanchis m1.900.
Epiphone AJ220SCE - solid top, built in pick-up and tuner, £135 new? Thank you very much!
Samick mandolin - gift from a mate years ago, doesn't get a lot of love.
Cole Clark Fat Lady - the best of the bunch.
I think I've also got a cheap hohner nylon string in a mate's garage, very much a camping guitar that one.
* magic trick - wooden end pin transforms the sound, couldn't tell you how but even non bass players noticed when I changed it.