Oh! Hahah - I've just gone back and amended the post so as not to be so liberal with explicit language

I think I need a bit more research into specifics i.e. best method to bring out grain in the wood on the a) body and b) neck of this guitar - so far I imagine - sanding, sanding sealer, shoe polish... then perhaps... for a black around the edges and dark blue sort of look but I'm hoping that you'll be able to see the grain quite distinctively in the blue. but I haven't looked at all into the painting or chemicals or oils or coat specifics w.r.t. the woods