Her: Another guitar?! How many bloody guitars do you need?
Me: How many Handbags do You need?
Her: Ah, Touché. Incidentally what is all this mahogany stacked in the corner?
Me: ........
Her: and My Dad was asking me if "That maple order" had turned up yet? What's THAT about?
Me: ........ I'm making....a...........shoe rack??
Her: Wonderful!! Can you make some extra space on it in case I buy some new ones?
Me: <sigh> Yes Dear....