How about a TL-1TB... single f-hole, bound, routed for Hums and has a Bigsby style trem. Plug the front control cavity opening and open it up from the back for 2V 2T, solid colour to hide the alteration. If you want string-thru then just switch it to a hardtail.

If that's too much alteration then please allow me to say... harden up, princess