Bobby's First build JR-1M

[UpperCaseH]

I keep seeing all these nightmare stories about length of delivery and damage on arrival, I am waiting for one of my deliveries to go utterly pear shaped and smeared in brown. It's got to be getting close to my turn?!

Sounds like you've got a good local parcel contractor! Give him a beer this Christmas and beg him not to quit!

The last guy in this area was excellent before he retired, but the new guy's a lazy idiot - about a quarter of the time he either doesn't actually show up, doesn't leave a card, or delivers my parcels to the neighbour's place instead (or vice versa).

That said it's super rare that I get something that's actually damaged, and I'd rather run around and collect stuff than deal with broken items.