Bargy I am at a total loss for words.Quote:
Originally Posted by bargeloobs
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Bargy I am at a total loss for words.Quote:
Originally Posted by bargeloobs
My idea of an ugly and pointless guitar. The Bender Distortocaster.
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Looks like it's been left standing in the sun too long and it went all "saggy"! :D
... or maybe the designer just spent too much time taking acid and watching re-runs of "Flipper"!
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Originally Posted by pablopepper
There were some good Metal bands in the 80's, but they got overshadowed by bands such as the one in the video clip you posted, at that time you had bands like Motley Crue, Ratt, LA Guns, etc, the so-called "Hair-Metal" bands, after that came the "Big Four" of the Thrash Metal scene, Metallica, Megadeth,Slayer, Anthrax, they basically killed off the Hair Metal bands, then in the 90's we had the "Grunge" bands, Nirvana, etc, who killed off all those 80's Metal bands.
Oh those hair metal bands, I thought the universe had ended when they hit the scene at the tail end of the Zep, Sabbath and Purple decade.. then came along Slayer et.al to rebalance the ying and yang of things!
Just wow, especially that bottom one... it kind of transcends ugly.Quote:
Originally Posted by pablopepper
http://i.imgur.com/YZQtuNJ.jpg
Something went very wrong...
http://i.imgur.com/hHcmf7M.jpg
Chewbacca?
http://i.imgur.com/DhPLaNel.jpg
Rowr.
http://i.imgur.com/sVqM8xV.jpg
Santa's quality has been lacking of late.
I'd have that naked Strat hanging on my wall all day long, that's quality art!
Looks like something Billy Gibbons would have been playing in the '80s.Quote:
Originally Posted by pablopepper
More like it looks like Billy Gibbons...Quote:
Originally Posted by Fretworn
http://i.imgur.com/uvLsObRl.jpg
How did you even play it? Go go gadget arms...
http://i.imgur.com/nZCfiESl.jpg
Neigh.
http://i.imgur.com/sO1XnQDh.jpg
This one is just plain vulgar.
http://i.imgur.com/WdJLetml.jpg
I'm usually a fan of 'mash up' guitars. Not this one, looks like the product of poorly supervised inbreeding.
some Barry Crockers there Pablo !
I'm sure to the builders they are pretty guitars but they must have been on another planet !
Yeah what Stan said the fluffy Gibbo is very early ZZtop style
Lol. XD.....Quote:
Originally Posted by bargeloobs
Fretty said it, but I'll take it 'cause it was funny. So was Bargey's add on.Quote:
Originally Posted by wokkaboy
That TelePaul does my head in....
ah sorry Stan for some reason I mix up you and Fretty !
All good Wokka
Oh man, the hits just keep on coming.
http://www.notreble.com/buzz/wp-cont...nt-620x240.jpg
http://www.ksmguitars.net/Jody_Pic.jpg
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BM6FpPjCYAA4PEf.jpg:large
These are designed to distribute the weight of the guitar across more of the body, but they look broken... :(
yeah they look off centre and mis aligned Pablo, think they would be uncomfortable to play with a different part of your elbow resting on the edge to compensate for the longer reach to the strings.
How come you come across all these ugly guitars Pablo, do you go looking for them online ?
I saw the basses on Facebook today, but the rest came off my hard drive. :)
those basses make me dizzy, like an amateur builder forgot to consider a centre line...
Does look like someone heated the basses up and then dropped them...
AK-47 guitar. The tremolo is operated with the trigger, what's going on with the arrangement on the magazine..? If your interested there is a video on YouTube showing the build (basically taking an ok guitar and ripping it apart)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqa3f0niAvY
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Yeah I wanted to add this one to the list in this thread. :D
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Not only is this cat holding one of the ugliest guitars I've ever seen, it appears he has a room full of them.... and the matching suit.
That guitar and suit combo is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen lol..
wow that is a shocker of an axe and a suit. Must be a djent player
You got that right Wokks;-) Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think it's a bass.Quote:
Originally Posted by wokkaboy
yeah Barge looks like a bass with 2 or 3 adjacent strings together like a 12 string guitar. So call it a fat djent bass. Only the top string would be used anyway. You would need hands bigger than Hendrix to play that fat fingerboard !
Yeah exactly. The phrase "tits on a bull" springs to mind.Quote:
Originally Posted by wokkaboy
haha yeah bro or as DB says good firewood !
I dunno about firewood, it'd be a great conversation starter hanging in the mancave but that would be about the extent of it.Quote:
Originally Posted by wokkaboy
Possibly a dartboard?
Saw a picture of this guy and his 24 string bass on Facebook and wanted to post it here to bait DB, but it looks like you've beat me to it. You'd love to be his chiro wouldn't you. He was probably 6'6" before he started playing that bass and now he's 5'0"Quote:
Originally Posted by bargeloobs
He looks like an oompah loompa.
There's only one word for these guitars total Crap
O.M.G.....
That takes "mother of toilet seat" to a whole, new and disturbing level.....
Fart djent.....Quote:
Originally Posted by wokkaboy
Saw this unspeakable horror on the interwebs somewhere... It is not only ugly but really badly built.
Yeah it looks crude and made over a weekend .One improvement should of had flush for tremelo lol
Hahahahaha!
Thats gold, Kimball :)