Ugly Guitar Thread

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Originally Posted by wokkaboy

Only the top string would be used anyway. You would need hands bigger than Hendrix to play that fat fingerboard !

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Yeah exactly. The phrase "tits on a bull" springs to mind.

haha yeah bro or as DB says good firewood !

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Originally Posted by wokkaboy

haha yeah bro or as DB says good firewood !

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I dunno about firewood, it'd be a great conversation starter hanging in the mancave but that would be about the extent of it.
Possibly a dartboard?

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Originally Posted by bargeloobs

Not only is this cat holding one of the ugliest guitars I've ever seen, it appears he has a room full of them.... and the matching suit.

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Saw a picture of this guy and his 24 string bass on Facebook and wanted to post it here to bait DB, but it looks like you've beat me to it. You'd love to be his chiro wouldn't you. He was probably 6'6" before he started playing that bass and now he's 5'0"

He looks like an oompah loompa.

There's only one word for these guitars total Crap

O.M.G.....

That takes "mother of toilet seat" to a whole, new and disturbing level.....

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Originally Posted by wokkaboy

yeah Barge looks like a bass with 2 or 3 adjacent strings together like a 12 string guitar. So call it a fat djent bass. Only the top string would be used anyway. You would need hands bigger than Hendrix to play that fat fingerboard !

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Fart djent.....

Saw this unspeakable horror on the interwebs somewhere... It is not only ugly but really badly built.

Yeah it looks crude and made over a weekend .One improvement should of had flush for tremelo lol

Hahahahaha!

Thats gold, Kimball :)