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Originally Posted by dingobass
That guitar has so many sharp points on it that it'd be an OHS issue.
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Originally Posted by dingobass
That guitar has so many sharp points on it that it'd be an OHS issue.
wow that is fugly DB, where do some people get ideas for body shapes and that headstock is woefull
53 page thread this must be the forums longest thread and it's about ugly axes !
I don't even know where to start with that one. How about the 3x bottom-side 'easy reach' machine heads lol
another weird thing about that axe DB posted is the fret markers on 1st, 2nd and 3rd fret, so does that mean the 2nd fret marker is there in case the player can't work out the fret between 1st and 3rd ?
Those sharkfin fret markers look like an add on. The dots are still there. Gross looking thing.
yeah they must be stick on sharkfin markers and they had a fail which frets they went on.
any joy selling your LP junior Pabs ?
On the plus side it has a well designed integral lead retension system ( is the only plus)
haha Tony it's a pretty small plus. The shape isn't even suitable for a cricket bat. Give me a Mosrite any day hahah
Is that even a guitar?
Ah ok, this is actually pure genius! The headstock doubles as a handle.Quote:
Originally Posted by andrewdosborne
Ponch I thought you had some taste with Belgian beers and now you say that handle is pure genius.
Look out there's a digital slap coming your way !
the only cool handle on a guitar is the Steve Vai mate !
And here's a second digital slap on its way!
Slap, slap. Thanks guys that's brought me to my senses its been a long day!
haha no worries Ponch, maybe a long ride on the Kwaka will wake you up
the forum is always looking out for other members hahah
Wow, that escalated quickly....... :p
what do you expect DB on the ugly thread always attracts comments. It's the longest thread on the forum for a reason hahah
who is going to go through all 54 pages to see if a Mosrite has been posted by DB? haha
All in a days work mate!Quote:
Originally Posted by andrewdosborne
No. Not even that one!Quote:
Originally Posted by wokkaboy
hahha Fretty everyone has different tastes mate, if we all had the same taste life would be boring
So expanding on this theme, this axe body ticks a lot of boxes...
1. It's 3D-printed using cutting edge technology
2. It's made of plastic
3. It has animal carvings
4. It has a handle!
A tone monster for sure.
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Hey Ponch, the only box it ticks in my mind is it is well qualified to be in this ugly thread !
Another pair of slaps coming his way?Quote:
Originally Posted by wokkaboy
I'll have to get the protective headgear out! lol
haha just put your CHIPS helmet on Ponch but hope you have upgraded from open helmet to a full face one !
DB says you have at least 2 years in the naughty warehouse cupboard with Pest so get comfy
Welcome Ponch!
Cheers!Quote:
Originally Posted by keloooe
I'll wear one of these for slap protection and drill a hole for a drinking straw!
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hahaha Ponch you crack me up buddy. Why did you have to choose a hot pink Ned Kelly mask?
straw hole will be mandatory if you are sharing the naughty cupboard with Pest, we may look at your own beer tap in there ?
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Originally Posted by wokkaboy
Lol....I'd describe it as a pastel shade of fuscia, but then again I'm red-green colourblind....lol
haha Doc it's not really hot pink, it is a bit darker but I just wanted to call his mask hot pink for the effect hahah
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Originally Posted by wokkaboy
Lol....I had this idea of building myself a BC Rich Warlock guitar but instead of the usual Heavy Metal colours for the finish on the body, paint it in alternating Neon Yellow and Neon Purple Zebra, or Tiger Stripes, you know, loud colours that clash, I think it would look cool, incidentally, I'm not much of a fan of the new BC Rich Headstock shape cause it looks a bit too Gothic for my tastes, I like the older BC Rich Headstock shape better, but I guess BC Rich had to do that in order to appeal to the younger generation of Metal players, which is cool, I guess I'm too old school for my own good......lol.
Okay, I admit it, I'm more of an 80's Rocker/Metaller guy.....lol
Maybe I need a new avatar, something like Dr Who shredding away on an electric guitar he built in his Tardis.....lol
It will match the pink Iceman guitar that I'll build for the naughty warehouse stay!Quote:
Originally Posted by wokkaboy
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haha you know how to push your luck Ponch, you do know if you build a pink Iceman in the NW chances of release are very slim !
Nah Woks the pink helmet is one that he is borrowing off the Gavmeister :P
Not sure about the colour for that helmet unless it is the same as what you have use on the Kwaka at work? Could work at Madi Gras I suppose.Quote:
Originally Posted by andrewdosborne
Alright guys, it's been fun, but here it is...the ugliest guitar ever built.
https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5018/5...540562d3_b.jpg
Partially because it belong to one of the ugliest (I'm not just talking looks here, folks) human beings ever. Partially because....well, you can see for yourself.
It is for sale at the moment (as it has been for over a year, he originally wanted $4k for it), check out some more pics here
http://austin.craigslist.org/msg/5354322675.html
Oh, and if you really wanna hate on something today, a quick google search for 'Romeo Rose' will give you more than enough reasons to lose a little faith in humanity.
Classic stuff Pabs. I almost spat out my coffee looking at this. Remember though this is art! '$500 for a guitar that plays/sounds as good as Strats/LP but is ART'. His pictures are legendary!
http://images.craigslist.org/01111_l...ad_600x450.jpg
haha that is all time ugly Pabs/Ponch
Okay so we have a beautiful guitar thread and an ugly guitar thread, what we need now is a "Cool" guitar thread.
Oh dear....Quote:
Originally Posted by pablopepper
Yep, a quick google confirmed what a loser this guy is. Not only ugly on the outside but most likely on the inside too and such poor taste in guitars.
Pabs, Gold Medal winner this one.