Ugly Guitar Thread

An ugly solution to a non-existent problem.

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Wow, where to begin? People describe me as an artist, I don't think of myself as that.......Here's a canvas that I've been drawing on for seven years. Huh?

Here's how I see the future of this product; this guy gives it to someone else to play. The first thing they say is "I can't seem to play chords". No one ever hears about it again.

Seems to be more important that you can look down the neck than play it... Seems to spend more time looking down the neck than playing it. OOpps just got to all music has to change because of this guitar... WARNING, once you start it's like when you hear tyres squealing outside - you're just waiting to see how bad it really is. This guy can't be serious can he? Please?

SRV and Dave Gilmour seemed to be able to cope with normal guitar necks....

This may be just me, and it may be cruel, but does "Bird of Prey" and "Klingon" come to mind for anyone else?

He makes a lot of fuss about being able to bend outwards, and play bends in chords....all the while ignoring the fact that any bend on a guitar with floating tremolo will take all the other strings out of tune.

Whoops.

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/<\\/p>[]<\\/p>/Quote from lawry on February 22, 2014, 08:51
This may be just me, and it may be cruel, but does "Bird of Prey" and "Klingon" come to mind for anyone else?

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At least they could turn invisible!

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/<\\/p>[]<\\/p>/Quote from Fretworn on February 22, 2014, 12:53

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/<\\/p>[/<\\/p>[]<\\/p>/]<\\/p>/Quote from lawry on February 22, 2014, 08:51
This may be just me, and it may be cruel, but does "Bird of Prey" and "Klingon" come to mind for anyone else?

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At least they could turn invisible!

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LOL

Strangely enough though (may be my inner geek peeking through) - I don't so much mind the look of the body - something unusual - it's almost enough to look past the honking great piece of duct tape and pretend pickup and silly looking freaky wide neck --- no scratch that, it does deserve to be in the ugly guitar thread!

Koontz Triple Neck
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So you can see how big it is...
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