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GlennGP
30-08-2014, 09:11 AM
Some say ...

He snarls whenever he passes a Bunnings ...

and that the smell of sawdust makes him drool.

All we know is ... he's called Dingo Bass.

... and GO!!

bargeloobs
30-08-2014, 09:41 AM
Some say...

As a child he was brutally set upon by a wayward can of nitrocellulose, and to this very day is still unable to utter the name of his attacker.

Gavin1393
30-08-2014, 10:27 AM
He's currently in the naughty room drinking beer and eating Pizza with AJ and Wokka....Not sure if the Wi-fi is working!

ponch
30-08-2014, 10:36 AM
Some say his breath smells of rich mahogany,
And that when he touches frets he develops Tourettes syndrome

All we know is...

Brendan
30-08-2014, 11:01 AM
Some say ...

He grows his own steel wool.

jarrod
30-08-2014, 12:30 PM
Some say he eats wood and pees true oil. He baths in dingo tone and has tonge like sand paper and not bunnings sand paper.

Brendan
30-08-2014, 12:58 PM
Some say ...

That as a 5 year old he invented a new clef ... below the bass clef.

GlennGP
30-08-2014, 08:20 PM
Some say ...

He eats his spaghetti four strands at a time ...

and that there's absolutely nothing smutty about using "bone" and "wood" in the same sentence.

All we know is ...

stan
30-08-2014, 11:03 PM
some say...

he was raised as a child by dingos

and whenever he inadvertently launches items onto his neighbor's roof a kitten dies

All we know is....

wokkaboy
31-08-2014, 12:35 AM
haha nice thread fellas, I'll pour DB another beer and AJ we run out of pizza mate?
DB's a top bloke and he's taught me heaps.
Only one thing I'm not keen on he's a Collingwood fan - bummer DB they won't make the finals !

ponch
31-08-2014, 02:12 AM
They should never make the finals. The suns on the other hand. So close this year.

jarrod
31-08-2014, 02:22 AM
Go the dockers

stan
31-08-2014, 09:09 AM
Go Cats!

stan
31-08-2014, 09:55 PM
DB... his tears form a single coat impermeable finish that enhances tone, but he never cries...