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lawry
11-05-2014, 04:21 AM
There are so many funny/sad/true/ posters/signs etc. out there that I thought a thread for them might get some interest. Sorta like the beautiful and ugly guitar threads.

Saw this and had to share it. This guy must be pretty hot in the C D G world cos he charges a high price for his services.
http://www.pitbullguitars.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/00j91-image.jpg

pablopepper
13-05-2014, 01:57 AM
http://www.bass.keller.com/pix/sleepwithbassplayer.jpg
http://truefire.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=5048&d=1368842016
Sometimes as a bass player, you've got to cop it sweet.

wokkaboy
13-05-2014, 02:45 AM
haha some funny articles there fellas, keep then coming !

bargeloobs
13-05-2014, 05:23 AM
Came across this one a little while back whilst browsing http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com, if you've never been there before and need a good laugh I'd recommend taking a look.
http://s13.postimg.org/f9spvoxs7/2489179388_29366685b3.jpg

Dengreg
13-05-2014, 05:59 AM
/<\\/p>[]<\\/p>/Quote from bargeloobs on May 12, 2014, 14:23
Came across this one a little while back whilst browsing http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com, if you've never been there before and need a good laugh I'd recommend taking a look.
http://s13.postimg.org/f9spvoxs7/2489179388_29366685b3.jpg
But Graham was a good drummer!

surfmusic
13-05-2014, 05:59 AM
This is the pedal board every guitar guitarist needs (well I do anyway).

The interview every guitarist wants.

Maybe we should check our fav bands.

Rick
http://www.pitbullguitars.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/s55lk-fake_boss_pedals.jpg
http://www.pitbullguitars.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/993tq-hendrix_joke.jpg
http://www.pitbullguitars.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/3os69-rockerssoul.jpg

pablopepper
14-05-2014, 01:11 AM
http://cdn.motinetwork.net/motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1206/being-a-dj-dj-music-musician-demotivational-posters-1340716514.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh9C7nQHmII
Sorry, couldn't help myself.

wokkaboy
14-05-2014, 01:51 AM
nice one Pablo, this thread is turning into a bagging session, great stuff !

bargeloobs
14-05-2014, 07:10 AM
/<\\/p>[]<\\/p>/Quote from pablopepper on May 13, 2014, 10:11
Sorry, couldn't help myself.

That's some legit knob twiddlin' right there, pure genius!


http://www.pitbullguitars.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/8796j-craigslist-ad.jpg

wokkaboy
14-05-2014, 07:35 AM
haha thats so funny that article Nigel, gee that guy would be so easy to work for and his list of conditions !

bargeloobs
14-05-2014, 07:50 AM
/<\\/p>[]<\\/p>/Quote from wokkaboy on May 13, 2014, 16:35
haha thats so funny that article Nigel, gee that guy would be so easy to work for and his list of conditions !

Funny alright, "No Alcohol" well I guess I'm out.

Fretworn
15-05-2014, 02:22 AM
Quote from bargeloobs on May 13, 2014, 16:10

http://www.pitbullguitars.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/8796j-craigslist-ad.jpg

I think I anyone who has ever been in a band has met that guy.

ihasmario
15-05-2014, 04:04 AM
/<\\/p>[]<\\/p>/Quote from bargeloobs on May 13, 2014, 16:10

/<\\/p>[/<\\/p>[]<\\/p>/]<\\/p>/Quote from pablopepper on May 13, 2014, 10:11
Sorry, couldn't help myself.

That's some legit knob twiddlin' right there, pure genius!


http://www.pitbullguitars.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/8796j-craigslist-ad.jpg

This guy seems destined for the lonely path I've managed to shoehorn myself into: solo live looping

lawry
15-05-2014, 10:12 AM
I am that guy so stop questioning my professionalism, abilities and ego.

lawry
15-05-2014, 10:32 AM
I knew it. I am an expert bassist.

http://www.pitbullguitars.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/r24zk-image.jpg

pablopepper
17-05-2014, 01:09 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0cJOFH4Qps
On the topic of 'guitar face', I have been told I look either angry or disgusted when I'm playing. From the photos I've seen, I can't argue. I always thought I was having fun.

lawry
17-05-2014, 08:04 AM
That was so cool. And accurate!

wokkaboy
20-05-2014, 05:30 AM
nice video Pablo, when did you record that ?

pablopepper
20-05-2014, 11:03 PM
Holy crap, it does kinda look like me! One of the only facial hair styles I've never sported though. Good spot Wokka.

wokkaboy
20-05-2014, 11:33 PM
oh I wasn't sure if that was you in the video Pablo, I've only seen a small facebook profile photo of you !

bargeloobs
21-05-2014, 12:06 AM
/<\\/p>[/<\\/p>[]<\\/p>/]<\\/p>/Quote from pablopepper on May 16, 2014, 10:09
On the topic of 'guitar face', I have been told I look either angry or disgusted when I'm playing. From the photos I've seen, I can't argue. I always thought I was having fun.

Classic!

Speaking of facials, here's the king!

http://i.imgur.com/DwqRO6I.jpg

pablopepper
21-05-2014, 12:37 AM
Hell yes! Gary Moore, the king of guitar face.
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb2wxftr7s1qzy531o1_500.jpg
Feelin it.

bargeloobs
21-05-2014, 01:25 AM
/<\\/p>[]<\\/p>/Quote from pablopepper on May 20, 2014, 09:37
Hell yes! Gary Moore, the king of guitar face.
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb2wxftr7s1qzy531o1_500.jpg
Feelin it.

Every one of those lines in that face could tell a story, now that was a blues man, love it!

Fretworn
21-05-2014, 01:59 AM
All those scars on his right cheek & chin would have helped. As he got older and has face started saggin they were much less noticable, but when he was younger you could see that his face had been really messed up.

lawry
21-05-2014, 08:11 AM
Love his music and playing, but he hasn't aged well. Not that he was ever an oil painting. Says mirror-cracking me.

wokkaboy
22-05-2014, 03:04 AM
yer Loz hard to beat the smooth looks of you in your gangster outfit 2 weekends ago !
I'm a big Gaz Moore fan, he played with so much feel and class, sure he had plenty more to contribute music wise

pablopepper
22-05-2014, 05:03 AM
So, it turns out typing 'guitar face' into google yields some pretty hilarious results.
http://pribek.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/walsh.jpg
Joe Walsh
http://www.guitarfresh.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/john-mayer-guitar-face-11.jpg
John Mayer
http://www.guitarface.co/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/vai-guitar-face.jpg
Steve Vai
http://www.pinkfloydz.com/images/rememberpremiere/P1050659.jpg
David Gilmour
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BQaigIqXhFs/TMEU5MI0SKI/AAAAAAAAA_s/RXd_6vkvTVY/s1600/srv.jpg
SRV
http://i1264.photobucket.com/albums/jj488/catanstrophe/gedface1.jpg
Geddy Lee, easily my personal fave.

wokkaboy
22-05-2014, 05:25 AM
looks like you will have to start a funniest guitar face thread Pablo !
I think every guitarist no matter what level is guilty of pulling a funny guitar face. Just shows you how the guitar is just an expression of your emotion

lawry
22-05-2014, 10:54 AM
I agree with you Pabs. That shot of Geddy is a cracker.

bargeloobs
22-05-2014, 12:06 PM
Where would we be without Google, they're little rippers!

dingobass
22-05-2014, 01:49 PM
Geddy is the man...... Notice he wasnt playing though? That was his WTF is the guitarist doing face.....

Brendan
22-05-2014, 02:35 PM
Nope Bass players don't pull faces...
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_NKueKut-aOU/TRiR4haWhPI/AAAAAAAAA2c/Y-NAILLnyFA/s1600/jaco_pastorius.jpg

lawry
22-05-2014, 09:08 PM
Jaco's not a bass player. He's a god.

Fretworn
23-05-2014, 02:02 AM
If bass players don't pull faces, then Robert Trujillo must be a frustrated guitarist...

http://www.thestar.com.my/~/media/Images/TSOL/Photos-Gallery/Entertainment/2013/08/24/str2_cn_2408_metallica_B.ashxhttp://www.nme.com/images/gallery/sexface_ge_24.jpg
http://clclt.com/imager/metallica5/b/original/2346069/9f58/Metallica5.JPG

pablopepper
23-05-2014, 02:26 AM
I friggen love Robert Trujillo's work. Such a shame he had to go and join THAT band. No more funky slap bass lines for him. :(

Fretworn
24-05-2014, 02:04 AM
/<\\/p>[]<\\/p>/Quote from pablopepper on May 22, 2014, 11:26
I friggen love Robert Trujillo's work. Such a shame he had to go and join THAT band. No more funky slap bass lines for him. :(

I don't think he was playing any funky slap lines with Ozzy, it's been a long time since Infectious Grooves.

pablopepper
24-05-2014, 02:32 AM
You'll have to excuse my bitterness, I re-watched 'Some Kind Of Monster' the other day, so it's still a bit raw (again).

pablopepper
27-05-2014, 04:37 AM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/q71/s720x720/1454846_10151666687266269_74047758_n.jpg
http://www.quick-break.net/c/2013/03/13/480x317xRestaurant_in_search_for_free_musician_on_ craiglist.jpeg.pagespeed.ic.BELLdi1k4H.jpg
Music is the best, unfortunately the industry sucks.

bargeloobs
27-05-2014, 05:16 AM
/<\\/p>[]<\\/p>/Quote from pablopepper on May 23, 2014, 11:32
You'll have to excuse my bitterness, I re-watched 'Some Kind Of Monster' the other day, so it's still a bit raw (again).

They should have named it "Some Kind of Ego" or maybe "Look at me, my name's Lars".
Who can blame Rob though, I'd go play bass for a million bucks too!

Seen this movie?
http://www.pitbullguitars.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/yx743-metallica_no_remorse_dvd_cover_2013_paramount_pict ures.jpg

stan
27-05-2014, 05:19 AM
classic replies Pablo, love 'em

Bass Guy
27-05-2014, 07:28 AM
Anthony Jackson in action. When "bass face" turns into "gasping trout".
http://www.pitbullguitars.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/n454i-image.jpg

pablopepper
28-05-2014, 09:16 PM
Lol. Great pic.

pablopepper
29-05-2014, 02:05 AM
Bernard Purdie REALLY enjoys playing the drums. I don't play the drums (ok, I do, very badly), but I have watched this lesson so many times. That laugh of his makes me smile.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOWdp1sOxvA
He makes it look so damn easy.

adam
29-05-2014, 02:12 AM
Oh man, I know this video so well. I worked at The Drum Shop in Perth for 7 years and this vid was on constant rotation. Such an infectious personality and a great groove. The double open hi-hat followed by "Woah!!" Classic.

bargeloobs
29-05-2014, 02:25 AM
Ahhh baam baa daa daa daa da da da....eehhh....om bam daan um bada bada dai.......daiyo baiyo baiyo baiyo baiyo boyo boyo boyo ----??????? Aye ya ya ya ya ya ?????.......Whhoooooo!!!

keloooe
29-05-2014, 03:07 AM
"I like my guitars the way I like my women... Curvy."

Nuff said.

pablopepper
21-06-2014, 11:44 AM
http://youtu.be/dYBZMRWcEBk
Gold.

lawry
21-06-2014, 10:12 PM
Well that was weird!

bargeloobs
22-06-2014, 07:01 AM
/<\\/p>[/<\\/p>[/<\\/p>[/<\\/p>[/<\\/p>[/<\\/p>[]<\\/p>/]<\\/p>/]<\\/p>/]<\\/p>/]<\\/p>/]<\\/p>/Quote from lawry on June 21, 2014, 07:12
Well that was weird!

Yeah I remember when I was 14 too :P




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQIUfqKcakE

bargeloobs
22-06-2014, 07:39 AM
Another great tutorial...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea5K0upOrLI

west0288
05-07-2014, 06:11 PM
http://i1264.photobucket.com/albums/jj488/catanstrophe/gedface1.jpg
Geddy Lee, easily my personal fave.


Building on from this, I found a few fan-made quotes for the picture.

I'm sure you will all get a good laugh out of these. :D

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10502346_10154384370600473_2621759098887801176_n.j pg

pablopepper
09-07-2014, 10:45 PM
Finally found a t-shirt that describes me perfectly.
http://images.teespring.com/shirt_pic/1054978/370236/2/563/front.jpg?v=2014-07-08-22-47

pablopepper
11-08-2014, 10:16 PM
Ok, I'm sorry, I just couldn't not share this.

Guitarists who have just realised they are holding giant slugs.
http://33.media.tumblr.com/eeed79308d81b25c7358187828eeed18/tumblr_n9zxpnqypx1thoekio1_500.jpg
http://38.media.tumblr.com/c95674af7b96246f6c282e4cc940a492/tumblr_n9sxudWDyC1thoekio1_1280.jpg
http://33.media.tumblr.com/d9a32886b84773f0076b3c8579bba619/tumblr_n9jjkbfgE21thoekio1_500.jpg
http://31.media.tumblr.com/2dacab934cfd69cdfa707f2ef02b9307/tumblr_n9fq3me35F1thoekio1_1280.jpg
http://31.media.tumblr.com/f6c8a2f5a4e1ade9f287e9472074c44b/tumblr_n8ttmkvvnU1thoekio1_1280.jpg
http://33.media.tumblr.com/3fa46a1cbb274397c0dbe9d6b6c6de66/tumblr_n8ttnaIGMw1thoekio1_1280.jpg

bargeloobs
17-10-2014, 08:49 AM
A handy read for budding luthiers...
http://www.pitbullguitars.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/4g243-Identifying_6cf259_139204.jpg

stan
18-10-2014, 02:43 AM
http://www.musiciansare.com/pics/1376914072.jpg

wokkaboy
18-10-2014, 02:44 AM
hahaha good one Barge and Stan.
Agreed Stan guitar picks tend to go missing very easily

vh2580
18-10-2014, 08:49 AM
Can relate
http://www.pitbullguitars.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/zq63g-guitar-relationship.jpg

shoey
18-10-2014, 10:43 AM
Sums up my PitBull experience (thus far)! Although my first build isn't finished result is looking closer to reality
http://www.pitbullguitars.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/umvv3-image.jpg

bargeloobs
31-10-2014, 09:14 PM
Being nosy on Gumtree the other night and came across this listing and chuckled...
"Originally Brand New"
http://www.pitbullguitars.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/5v58a-3888.JPG

wokkaboy
01-11-2014, 12:44 AM
haha nice one Barge, you hope everything was originally brand new hey !

stan
01-11-2014, 08:26 AM
http://guitarfornewbies.com/myblog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/funny-nerd-guitar-hot-girl.jpg

stan
01-11-2014, 08:33 AM
http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/54/4f/92/544f928665fe72097cd165e7b846fd1d.jpg

stan
01-11-2014, 08:34 AM
one for the bass guys and girls:

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/11/ed/de/11eddebd22d893c6aca71e3cbebd073e.jpg

AJ
02-11-2014, 01:26 AM
this vid cracks me up :D
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=203357966529448&set=vb.172660676265844&type=2&theater

AJ
02-11-2014, 02:10 AM
Have you seen the film "the exorcist" you'll never guess what this add is for.. 8O

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=970355419648454&set=vb.496865886997412&type=2&theater

ponch
02-11-2014, 04:41 AM
Here's one to start a conversation.
http://www.pitbullguitars.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/m2mcp-guitar_Big.jpeg

AJ
02-11-2014, 10:13 AM
Mystery subject..lol